Project Status

Know exactly where every project stands — without opening a single board.

Most status updates are either a fifty-ticket data dump nobody reads or a hopeful "we're on track" that falls apart the week before launch. This worker does the unglamorous part for you: it reads your Jira, Linear, or Asana boards live, computes a real progress percentage from actual scope and velocity, and assigns each project a red/amber/green status it can defend with evidence.

Then it does the part that matters most — it finds the risks while they're still fixable. Blocked critical-path items, work that's gone quiet, one person buried under three high-priority tickets, scope that crept in and quietly ate the schedule. Every risk comes with an owner and a next step, ranked by how much it threatens the delivery date.

Every Friday it writes a clean, scannable update and posts it to Slack, Notion, or Confluence, tagging the right stakeholders. Between updates it quietly watches the boards and only speaks up when something genuinely new and material breaks — never crying wolf, never going silent when there's a fire.

Connects to: Confluence · Notion · Slack · Asana/Jira/Linear